I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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