We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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