Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
