She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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