I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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