it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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