he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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