sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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