yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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