This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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