Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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