did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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