the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
My legs feel like baby dolphins
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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