And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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