She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I said "one day" and that day is not today
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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