32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
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