Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
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