I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
should my penis look like a turkey
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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