Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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