You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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