Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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