what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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