she was so not down for the gang bang
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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