so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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