i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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