Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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