I understand Curling. That high.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
We smell like vodka and hangover
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