She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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