thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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