Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
he was CRYING into my vagina
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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