I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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