I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I won't apologize to a one balled man
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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