I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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