girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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