is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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