So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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