I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Come see our sink grown plant.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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