No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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