If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
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