i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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