Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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