I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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