so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Randomize
