dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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