I cockslap morals
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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