Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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