I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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