Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
