Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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