IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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