great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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