Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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