i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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