two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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